Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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