Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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