The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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