BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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