Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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