so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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