it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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