By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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