ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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