butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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