She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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