Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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