That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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