Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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