More tranny stories later!
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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