you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I need moral support for this bender
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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