whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You pole danced in your parka.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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