you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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