You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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