we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
