I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Never underestimate the power of titties
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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