Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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