she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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