What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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