Porn is love you can see.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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