I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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