R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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