Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I cockslap morals
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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