Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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