I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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