no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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