from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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