I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
