The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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