If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Pappa wants mamma naked
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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