how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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