I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We don't watch enough power rangers
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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