Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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