How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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