But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
We have so much sex to catch up on
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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