She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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