batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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