Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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