I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
this just has baby written all over it
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
