i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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