Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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