So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
