So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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