He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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