I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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