sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Dignity is for republicans.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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