just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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