If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
