this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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