my room smells like sperm. sweet.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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